That's the spice of life! You'll get there eventually.

Sanity is overrated.

you may have just won the interwebs.

Is it really a good alfa imitation if it runs all the time? Do they at least rust? Even a little?

Seriously, if we could just put them in a volcano with bronies, I would be very, very happy.

You know you're on Jalopnik and not Autoblog, right? And sure you can drive fast in skinny jeans. We do it all the time.

sale? Plus? I bought it full price the day it came out!

But there was never a fastback Hakosuka...

Don't wear a fedora

Next to your award for hilarity and originality.

And the Lord's work has been done.

There's a joke about having one's finger on the pussy trigger here but I just can't find it.

I was really hoping they had discovered a way to replicate the "Akira effect".

He hit the post but counted it as a goal because Vladimir Putin does not care for borders.

Dogladies are more insane than catladies - scientific fact!

Do you want to know the definition of insanity?