"Hey ladies, your universally recognized social cues that you don't want to be approached are giving off an aura of unapproachability! Just giving you a heads up in case you were wondering why more idiots in fedoras weren't interrupting your day with terrible pick-up lines. You can thank me anytime. P.S. Smile, babe!"

When people say that all I think is this

how are you an approved commentor? HOW??????

Oh no. Here's how being a religious, God-believing person works. You go and you pray to whatever form of God/representative of God you believe in. Then you go and you live your life in a way that speaks to that belief. Then you SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

I'll drink to that!

That was the stupidest, most awful movie. Ever. Just being reminded it exists makes me angry.

Everything she wore in Auntie Mame too. Flawless.

I'm all about Lucy Honeychurch in pure Edwardian gorgeousness.

I need most of Enid's wardrobe, but I will never rest until I find this sailor jacket.

Those boots are nice Dodai but for me it's all about the jacket.

Ooh, but he's dressed like Marsha Mason in "The Goodbye Girl"—I love that jacket!

It's terrible for independent record stores. Yep, I'm that guy.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

That's because the words 'female' and 'male' are adjectives, not nouns. So not only is it disrespectful but an example of a shamefully poor grasp of the English language. Unless you are using them as a modifier (e.g. female/male students, female/male colleagues, etc.) it's really disrespectful to either gender as it's…

Men capable of sensibly and knowledgeably discussing sexual assault must be wincing so hard right now.

I have a game I play, where I get points if they throw out the words "sheeple", "bitcoin", "statist" or mention Ayn Rand.

Oh yeah dude, A LOT of people don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Using a picture of a Maori guy's face to make a snarky joke about how tattoos are frivolous is kind of a dick move.

What? Your understanding of causality is alarming.

Stretched piercings, not gauges. I said this to someone else like, yesterday, and I'm expecting a shit ton of abuse over it, but still. There it is. Stretched piercings or large gauge piercings, but not gauges.