My most recent adventure:

Yes, and my choices aren't the same as yours because we are two different people with different lives. Can we stop now?

Should be FRIED not friend. FML.

Of all the women murdered in 2010, nearly 40 percent were killed by a spouse or someone they were dating, according to the Bureau of Justice Statistics. This number has been 30 percent or higher since 1996.

"Why has the duologue become so one-sided?"

Maybe the divorce rate would go down if couples actually talked it out instead of worrying about surprising their partner with a diamond ring.

This is a perfect response. People who feature in ridiculous articles designed to elicit angry internet comments are not worth the energy. Tracey Kahn wants you to get angry! She feeds off your righteous indignation! Conserve your haterade for more worthy targets, lest you become dehaterated.

I always think that people who want 1500 word articles written about them in the newspaper don't care about what other people think.

To the people who object to this: Do you want to take the chance that you are going to have sex with someone who is not 100% consenting? If the answer is in any way "Yes", you need to take a good, long look at yourself.

That reminds of a line in "Ed Wood"—"No water. No liquids! I'm terribly allergic to them!"

... isn't that what Protestantism was all about? People should have a direct connection to scripture, and not have to rely upon a clergy for the the word of God? JOHN WYCLIFFE IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE.

HENLEY GIRL OVER HERE

OH MY GOD I AM SO SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS

Any story that has "Gets Kicked In the Dick" in the headline is A-ok in my book.

Wow, you don't see Kay Francis gifs everyday! Well done.

One time at a Dodger game a bunch of Japanese tourists thought I was William Petersen. You want me now, don't you? Because I'm so fucking superior.

"Sweetheart, I'm a well-known thousandaire. Learn your place in the dating game."

I am definitely ordering all of the fruit pies in front of this cool guy

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

Kind of knew this was coming and still genuinely sad to hear the news. Unapologetic, badass, SURVIVOR. She came back from Carson. She came back from her husband's suicide and a damn near empty bank account. She came back from the haters time and time again. She owned her surgeries, the pressure she felt as a woman,…