Always Sunny had a great quote about dreams:

I think of her as a cranky, alcohol-soaked, judge-y fashion grandma. I mean, I love her and most of her stuff. But when she speaks it's like, Oh, look, Nana got into the wine coolers again.

I'm not a woman, so I have no experience with being sexually assaulted like this

seriously:

Women already know they are targeted, drunk or not. And ever since we were old enough to tie our own shoes, we've been told not to dress a certain way, not to go certain places alone, not to stay out too late, not to drink too much, and so on and so forth ad nauseum. We get it.

I'm a fully licensed pediatrician. Here's me with one of my favorite patients:

You're missing the bigger point: The women you know may not give a shit about certain details, a whole fuckton of other women you don't know care very very much about those details.

I bought a car this past year. It was the most amazing experience of my entire life. Basically because they thought they had me "figured out" as a female purchaser. And I didn't put up with any of their bullshit. Any time I thought they were bs-ing me, I told them. And then I just waited. And stared. And they…

This is why I generally go by myself. First whiff of condescension, and I'm gone. That way, I don't have to tolerate crap like this, and I haven't wasted anyone else's time.

Yeah, the idea that women need to be approached in the same way as men is a little too radical a concept for some folks!

Nice article. Sad that it needs to point out that women are people. This particular female just bought a 402 hp turbo V-8 convertible that the salesman tried to talk me out of. In his opinion the V-6 would be "just fine" for me and "why would I want a convertible" that "I'll never use" because "women never do"…

You could've probably just summed this whole thing up with "Treat women the same way you treat men on the showroom." I sell FIAT for a living and unlike the idiot that ADabOfOppo encountered, when someone asks about driving (male or female) I ask "would you prefer to drive automatic or manual?" 50% or so of my…

In other words -TREAT THEM EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AS ANY OTHER CUSTOMER.

He supposedly 'came to' naked in the frozen food section of a supermarket somewhere outside of Albequerque. His family were really worried about him as you can imagine (his brother-in-law tried contacting an ex-student of his for any information and ended up in a shootout believe it or not) but he was able to pass if…

But Mark, how can you deny the solid "bitches be crazy and men's money is more important than all the things!" reasoning of the OP?

I'm pretty sure I've shared this before, but the office manager at my first office job used to take bites out of people's lunches. Like, she would open the lunch bag, take out the sandwich, take a bite and then put it back. She got caught a million times and gave zero fucks.

Me too! I imagine he was just staring at it and getting really psyched up!

Michael Scott?

Well he was the one they lost in the airport in NYC. He's seen things!

Can you imagine waiting until your wedding day just to kiss your partner, let alone do anything else? Like, what if it's TERRIBLE?! I was pissed when I made out with a dude at the end of a date recently, who turned out to be a terrible kisser, and I'd only invested three hours in that shit.