This is why I think that spouses should just have separate bank accounts and file separately. Both know exactly how much they are making, what they are spending it on and why so when the divorce happens its easy to split without the financial shit. What's more, why is it that the spouses of incredibly rich men get so…

File this under: "Being a Woman - whatever you're doing, you're doing it wrong."

If you have a cat carrier, Jackie Chan asks to take pictures with you.

Thank you Pam! He is so dreamy...

I know, it really annoys me. But I used to work in retail and the managers make them do that. I worked in one store that had mystery shoppers who would send reports to my manager that I did not ask often enough whether they needed help. Also, my favorite complaint" "She did not take that opportunity to thank the…

Oh dear! I find these threads a little troubling. As someone who worked in high-end retail management for years (and still has many friends who make a living in retail) it pains me to see so many folks s****ing all over shop girls and guys.

Have never had a bad experience with a snooty salesperson - even on Madison Avenue - but I've had more run-ins with snooty museum docents than I can count. Pretty much at every historic house tour I've ever been on. And, boy, can those highborn beeyotches get naaaasty.

Why do you assume that if people aren't calling for someone's death, they must automatically be sympathetic? People who oppose the death penalty do believe in justice. It's not about forgiving people who have done unforgivable things or showing them leniency.

"The Law is reason free from passion" Aristole. (Yes, this was in Legally Blonde. I can't do anything about that.)

"If the state kills you its an execution."

Why would I read a defense of murder and bloodlust?

And how does any of this justify murdering a prisoner?

I hope you mean 1.5 oz of gin. Because I like to drink, and I feel like 15 oz would get me REALLY DRUNK. And I'd smell like a Christmas tree.

Isn't the simple answer here to just not go to every wedding you're invited to? I've been invited to destination weddings/showers/parties and it is always really easy: Sorry "X" - I'd love to celebrate with you but I/we just can't afford to do that right now. I hope you have an amazing day - I can't wait to see…

What part of referring to black Americans as three fifths of a person is colorblind?

"RE #2" ...heh.

RE #2 — I know an Elimination Communication (will never get old) mom, and I think it's hilarious that she believes her nanny is actually letting her kids crawl around bare-assed peeing all over the floors all day while she's at work. That lady is bringing diapers from home and doing a 5:15 garbage chute run or my…

She's the dick-sucking queen. She can't be bothered by semicolons.

Always have the upper hand, you don't need to know his name to hop on his tic tac.

I've joined sites for the sole purpose of seeking out NSA sex. I still appreciated an initial "hi" or similar non-threatening opening and would have run screaming from references to punching and farts in a first message. Why would anyone sabotage themselves like this when their objective is to make someone feel at…