That tears it. Every person making more than a million dollars per year in income has to be forced to live in a two-bedroom apartment with one bath.

It was a decent apology but I really question his intelligence and/or his moral compass that he chose to sit down for an interview with Candace Owens in the first place. She’s a product sold to mostly white racists no better than Ann Coulter who decent people don’t associate with. 

That apology came out too soon to be authentic. I just don’t think he realized his dumb mind thoughts would get so much attention. Also can we get a moratorium on KardashAss.

He’s literally what an actual moderate Republican used to look like.

Imagine living the irony of being so against socialism, but also being so publicly owned.

Honorable mention to every exchange between Bernie Sanders and an absolutely terrified Tim Ryan:

Oh god, I forgot about the “voluntary slavery” nutjobs.  Though the weirdest thing is probably the libertarians that oppose it, not because it’s a crazy idea, but because of some technical argument that it’s impossible to fulfill a contract for lifetime servitude.  The way these people jerk off to paperwork is truly…

Isn’t part of the reason that Free Staters moved to NH the fact that the state has a huge legislature making it easy for these nutcases to get elected? NH, with a population of 1.3 million, has 400 state representatives. California, with a population of 37.2 million, has 80 state representatives. This nutcase probably…

Racist Penn Gillette can go fuck himself.

Sign; sometimes I just get tired of chalkasian people...

Have you considered fucking fully off?

Those free staters are absurd. 

You just knew...

I do feel for you my inverted neighbors (I’m in VT and have always thought NH looked like upside down Vermont, I mean no shade). You guys get hit hard and early. Feel free to visit us, they never come here (except that one time Trump did and things got dark real quick that day).

As a Marylander, I am going to own this guy as the Joe Biden of the BWI/Bawltymore/New Carrolton stretch of our Amtrak line. And then vote for whoever the fuck beats him, like my cat.

And now I have a visual picture for the oft used quote:

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Dear Linda:

As a guy who sometimes struggles with physical contact I don’t understand the issue with people who can’t keep their god damned hands to themselves. It’s the simplest thing to NOT do something. No energy, muscles, time involved and one less thing on your to do list.

You do know that Biden has a very long history of being anti-choice, right? His “bipartisanship” and sexist incompetence around the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings are part of the reason why we’re in this mess now.