Well, what else would you have her do to support herself? Learn and implement legitimately marketable skills? Develop a personality, a work ethic or dimensions beyond "faintly notorious cock-holster?"

Dear Certain White People (you know who you are),

JFC can we get some other Democratic candidate options already?

I always enjoy when people defend this nonsense by saying, "BUT PEOPLE IN THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION DID THE SAME THING!" Oh, yeah, totally, and if there is one thing I'm really looking forward to, it's electing someone that follows the example of the Bush Administration.

• Why do people keep asking Noel Gallagher what he thinks about things? [E! Online]

You can't even spring for a real sled at K-Mart, Duggars? That cat is judging you for your pan sled alone.

I like when he feels the need to clarify that he hasn't worn fishnets before.

I casually didn't care for long scraggly beards when they were just face choices.

I don't understand the concept of roasting someone who hasn't accomplished much in their career yet.

What they're promoting is reproductive bondage.

I never even liked Joan's brand of snark. Here's hoping we're evolving into a society that finds this whole habit offensive.

Is his DJ name Brody Jenner?

I used to work in the pharmaceutical industry, and you make an interesting point. Doctors are sometimes frustrated at their inability to prescribe certain treatment options that are available in Canada or Europe that our FDA hasn't gotten around to approving yet. The purpose of that arm of the FDA is a good one: to…

Maybe Mrs. Slocum is Kelly's style icon? If so, I support it.

So after 5 years of making fun of people she quits when the Mean Girl antics get turned on her friend.

"a normal haistyle?" We're doing this now?

A white person vouching for another white person not being racist would NOT go a long way. All it does is make the voucher look like an apologist. That's PR 101.

Malarkey is a fabulous word, along with shenanigans, balderdash, and brouhaha. "Bullshit" is quick and easy, but there are so many other, interesting word choices out there!

whenever someone says that ("would you like fries with your order") as an insult to demean someone I cringe
what the fuck is wrong with having a job. that comment is so fucking classist and gross. get over yourself