I'm not a Kelly Osbourne fan, but I am glad to see her leave this sinking ship. Joan Rivers could get away with critiquing red carpet fashion because she was self deprecating. She brought experience, nuance and humor. No one else had her style credentials. But still the show could be bullying.

I once tried to pick up an insanely cute guy at a bar on Halloween. I was dressed as Flo from the Progressive commercials and he kept telling me how cute I was. I left to go on stage at the event we were at, and when I returned, he was passed out on the bar.

It was a glorious summer day in drawing class so we all went out to the historical cemetery on campus to sketch. I was wearing a red sundress and I decided that I really wanted to get the attention of this one guy I'd been checking out all term.

Unfortunately the Kardashians don't scurry under the refrigerator when someone shines a light on them. They just turn and pose indefinitely.

As do I. I especially liked when he would get serious and treat his audience with respect, and not talk down to them like other hosts. There were just certain times when you had to take a moment and call out some heinous shit.

I'll watch Ferguson do pretty much anything. His Late Late Show was a bright spot in the barren wasteland that is late night TV.

Jeb seems like a real shit and they can boo him into eternity, tbh

I'm guessing being married to Sean Penn for so long was good prep for this.

Wouldn't a private phone call be the classier move?

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

Though they're nowhere near as attractive as stoats.

You've given me courage to try. I'll try to avoid my teeth.

And she met with "Diaper" Dave Vitter too...hmmmm. Yes, your hypothesis makes sense AND I cd see ol' Diaper Dave involved, as I could believe Phyllis to be one heck of a Dom-n-Diapering Queen. Makes sense.

Phyllis is recovering from the drunken orgy last night, where she and the duo of bald white men were humping stoats.

Comedy is comedy.

Very good response. Also, I can't help but think if Joan Rivers had said what Julianna said that nobody would have said a word because she was such a "genius" and a "pioneer" (as opposed to my opinion that she was just an "asshole.")

I'm only commenting because you know you're at a loss. If you look at her hair, you will see she doesn't have dreadlocks. I don't know if you know this, but there are different types of braids, patterns, and cultures around the way hair is decorated and treated.

Dreadlocks have been around since, oh, the dawn of human history. Just because you associate them with Jamaicans and weed doesn't give that connection a teensy, tinsy bit of validity. Had you typed "dreadlocks" into Google and opened Wikipedia (which is the second link down after the Z/G scandal), you would have found…

Isn't it time to retire Fashion Police altogether? The Oscars recap this year was excessively mean (without even considering the racism), and really offered no actual fashion insight or comedy. Just nitpicking, catty jabs and body-shaming. I get that comedy is comedy, but attacking someone's…

I would probably watch a movie that is just Alan Rickman saying random things.