This is actually a really good apology (assuming it's sincere), but god help me I still can't stand her.

Eww. You don't know her.

And wakes up with her lipstick still applied perfectly. Uh-huh.

Those eyelashes are ridic. Truly at some point she will look like Snuffleufagus.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed High Heel...

Love these colors and textures, but I'll take a pass on the hyperliteral body forms and the FLAPPY FABRIC FOOT.

I am just reminded that when this bullshit first started airing back in whatever year, I was single and my mom was certain I was going to die alone. She WROTE IN to the show, including my high school yearbook photo (the one with me in my volleyball uniform) and explained that she couldn't send in a video (because I…

Perhaps Amal has a picture of Kim on her wall to inspire her to be a strong woman, ala Beyonce.

Subtext: My folks were so psyched about me marrying a foreigner, they didn't hire a photographer and the only people taking pictures were my mom and my fuckup teenage brother.

Does Jared Leto look a little bit like Pee-Wee Herman in that outfit to anyone else? It's the grey suit/white shoes/white shirt combo.

No, I don't mean equal pay for white women. I will never mean that. Don't put words in my mouth, and don't engage me if your blood pressure is that delicate.

Maybe you're looking for PA to say something wrong because you called her out for not being witty to some rando telemodel on the red carpet and then she turned around and made this awesome speech. It seems pretty obvious at this point that she had other things on her mind than amusing the public on the way in.

Well, considering that nearly everything they support is indefensible bullshit, it's not really surprising that the best they can do is fall back on a super obvious argument from dismissal.

"Murrka! Love it or leave it! Beat the shit outta anyone with the guts to criticize it!"

Why Why Why is anyone in this country casually walking around with a fucking handgun around their 4-year-old?

These detention centers are hotbeds of abuse. Women are assaulted and raped. This is despicable.

If you have to try that hard to convince people you're smart, then...well, you're probably not that smart.

It is, indeed, a nice thing to have a cool Mom. I'm sure your daughter agrees.

Patti Smith has been a huge common touchstone for my mother and I also! Pretty sure "Dancing Barefoot" was the first song I learned to sing all the way through (complete with the spoken word bridge, natch). Somehow, in spite of being a huge fan, my mother had only seen her live once, in the 70s, so for her birthday a…