True. But the concept of “maiden name” is also patriarchal nonsense.

It’s also important to acknowledge that the media got everything wrong at Columbine, and because of that, we’re stuck with the mythology that students who shoot up schools were loners who were victims of bullying. Dave Cullen was one of those reporters, and a decade later he wrote a book about it.

Don Trumpeone needed Tom Hagen, and instead he gets Michael Cohen. Call Luca Brasi, stat!

There is no happy ending. The United States is already an empire in decline. We squandered our fortune on global military imperialism and failed to invest in our infrastructure and the future.

No one wants to be a sores loser.

I like them both - and I love that they’re not traditional. These aren’t dull, expected portraits, these are art.

Bernie was the mayor of Burlington in the 80's so this is probably all his fault somehow.

Radio is still largely male dominated. The opportunities for white men to fail upward are endless.

Just like Jesus would do.

Alas, I can’t take credit for it.

Touched by the Traitor Tot!

Is Melania wearing Sheriff Clarke’s flair?

An ignoranus!

Don’t Shoot Me Santa by the Killers

My husband died in 2009.

And he’s never apologized to Anita Hill.

Of course Rand Paul is embarrassed. He failed to stand his ground!

They don’t want to ban abortion - because that would kill the goose with the golden egg. They want to threaten to ban, to be seen as fighting for a ban, because that keeps their base ginned up and writing checks. It’s a fine line.

My bet is he’s been doing it all along. He was shtupping his secretary when he was VP.

God should have welded Billo’s zipper shut.