I’d prefer a bloodied sheet hanging out the window, thanks.

If only George had been told that. He might have started painting and not killed hundreds of thousands of people.

I’m not sure he’s the saddest sack ever to run for public office. Rick Santorum is pretty serious competition.

Anyone who has ever used VAN knows it’s a crappy, buggy system. Also the CEO worked for the Clintons. But, hey, this is just nutty tinfoilhattery, amirite? DWS, Trevelyan....just a coincidence. https://personaldemocracy.com/stu-trevelyan

You win the internet!

Someone told Hillary Duff some sweet little lies - like, “You can sing!”

Those Beckham boys are so handsome.

Dude, she was going through a transitional period. Have some respect.

Don’t Shoot Me Santa

“In that small village in Brazil, I walked naked through the woods, wrapped in a blanket, every day on my way to school.”

It’s the same old bullshit that’s been going on forever in the US military. Every branch.

I live in NH. I’ve spoken to Republicans who intend to vote for Bernie because he’s authentic. He is who he has always been, and they respect that.

At least one of these clowns will shoot another one.

You’ll be delighted to hear I don’t have a medical response for you. Just a simple instruction: Go Fuck Yourself.

I’m so grateful that during her rebellious teen phase, my daughter became completely apolitical. If she’d really wanted to punish me, she would have become a young Republican. *shudder*

Is Robert Dear being charged with terrorism?

The zombie eyes and the feeding slit in the lower quadrant of his face are not a turn on for me.

Transpenile.

So, these were law abiding gun owners. Until they weren’t.

Linda McCartney is not amused, Weird Al.