Ugh. The idea of EVER taking Vancomycin again makes me nauseous.

I'm so glad you got rid of it. I've only been home from the hospital for 2 weeks. I worry....

I was hoping Amber would cry herself to death, or that Drew would die of an obscure disease caused by his perpetually dirty hair.

I had c-diff twice in a two month period. I was in the hospital, and spent my birthday rolling on and off a bedpan. The second time was not as severe - but I would have taken the frozen poop pills in a heartbeat, but they aren't available here. And yes, there are poop pills: Frozen Poop Pills at Mass General.

Whatever her message is.

The first few seasons were good. Then there was too much Christina, too much Max, too much bad parenting, too many parents calling their kids "buddy", Zeek - what an asshole, and then to put the cherry atop the shit sundae - Ray Fucking Romano.

Your boyfriend is speaking at a house party in NH this weekend. There are a lot of people here who aren't ready for Hillary.

I'd be interested to hear about the extreme positions of the Democratic Party. I wasn't aware that they had any.

News stories today suggest Clinton is delaying her announcement so that she can "develop her message." After 40 years in politics she has to think about it?

Barack?

Poor Billo is getting old, less relevant, and senses he's going to be put out to pasture.

I'm 59. I used to obsess about stuff like this. OMG - will I look as if I'm trying desperately to stay young...etc.

I've since decided I don't give a fuck. I'm going to wear what I want to wear, and do what I feel like doing, which recently included dying my hair purple.

In Fratland eggs are sold in lots of 13? How unusual.

You've never actually purchased eggs, have you?

If she wants to proclaim herself a natural blonde, good on her.

She had brown hair in high school.

She was more beautiful and interesting looking as a brunette. Its too bad blond is the standard of beauty in this country.

Oh, he really does seem to think that there will be an exception made for him. One of my friends interviewed him during his recent trip to NH. Rand doesn't appear to be all that bright, but his sense of entitlement appears to be finely honed.

I didn't care for last year's ensemble - it was too busy and poufy. I like this suit a lot - it's simple (but not too) and has clean lines. She looks fabulous.

I don't think Mary was impressed with the goods.

Joni's a cross between Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin. Shine on you crazy castrator!