Not finding Griffin funny is not the same as having ones panties in a bunch.

Jenny from the block has officially reached the Trying-Too-Hard stage.

I fucking LOVE Patti Smith and Lenny Kaye.

What is with the perpetually furrowed brow?

He's about as sexy as a bag of goat turds. Also, he's no David Beckham, if you know what I mean.

I like your story better than hers. I found "Wild" to be mostly a long, entitled whine, punctuated by a lot of stupidity - not getting proper fitting boots, not getting advice from experienced hikers, etc.

Babs chooses people who are as dull as she is and asks them bland and mundane questions. This is somehow regarded as an event.

Ya know what, Freddie? Coaches don't harass their players by telling them not to be DICKS out on the playing field. Dicks are regarded as powerful, whereas the worst thing you can call a guy is a slang term for female genitalia, because it's a way of saying wimpy or cowardly. This isn't an equal scenario, but I have…

Thanks for proving my point, Dick.

It would be nice if we didn't use a slang term for female genitalia as a slur and an insult. English is a rich language. There are many, many other words.

Sounds like no one noticed she was gone.

It's good to know that she can still move her face into expressions other than the usual sullen sexyface pout.

Fate made him act like shit? Apparently having a penis means never having to take personal responsibility.

Short guy on steroids.

"You leave that winkie alone young man or it will turn green and fall off!" ~ Mama Beck

This man earned $90 million last year. Meanwhile, state house reporters are being laid off all over the nation. I'd like to give him a good swift kick to the winkie.

I'd rather stick a fork in my eye than ever have to look at this paean to vapid celebrity.

Beats me - that's from some good Christian in the comment section.

Jim Bob in Nepal was one of the worst things I've ever seen. The very epitome of the Ugly American.

The comment section at the link in the Duggar story is full of gems:

I am not a fan of Jessa or Ben. I think Ben is too young for her and this may end up being a bad union, I do believe they married simply so they could sin together. I think Mr. Duggar arranged for them to be married so they did not sin outside…

And what a stellar example she is for that bratty kid! The way to deal with problems is hitting people! Team Mom indeed.