I've never worked in a place that did it. This is not a common practice in New England.

I'd been wondering what ever happened to Jeff Gannon.

Your soul mate may not be your domestic partner.

She needs to start working food in to her hair. Lets see what she can do with a pomegranate.

Not VP. I don't want Elizabeth Warren to carry any taint of Hillary as she moves forward.

My soul mate turned out to be my gay best friend. He was the one person who got me, who really, really got me. I never, ever had to explain - and aspects of my personality that most men find incredibly irritating - he was delighted by. He died 5 years ago. I miss him, but damn, I was lucky to have him for 10 years.

I believe in soul mates - but not in an overheated romance sort of way. You don't have any way of knowing who that person will be - the person who gets you completely - the person you never, ever have to explain yourself or your jokes to. The person who knows you completely and loves you anyway. That's my idea of a…

I'm sure Mrs. Haglund will be thrilled to give my party a discount when we join hands and pray loudly to Satan.

If it were a nice quiet prayer, it wouldn't at all. But this is a big, loud, attention getting affair. LOOK AT US! WE'RE PRAYING!! WE LOVE JEEBUS! LOUDLY AND PROUDLY!! LOOK AT US, DAMMIT!

Right on. Nancy Reagan has always scared the shit out of me.

No, but that's close enough. Apparently Kinja just wants me to post legendary Galician bagpiper Cristina Pato.

Best news story of 2013 was Guy Fieri getting into a fistfight with his hairdresser.

Galacians play bagpipes, too. Christina Pato kicks ass on the pipes.

There's still neckbeard.

You might ask him why he doesn't apply those terms to men who engage in the same sorts conduct. It's a teaching moment!

I wonder if he showed her his magic lens.

What you're really saying is that you took a humorous aside very seriously, leapt in to play defense, and now you just can't let it go. The train to Sanctimony is still rolling. Toot! Toot!

That's a load of codswallop.

Willard doesn't make my blood boil, not even close. You're the one who leaped in to defend him because of a wry comment I made about him, and now you're taking the train to Sanctimony. Have a nice trip!

You are free to think he's a swell guy. You are free not to hate him.

I remember him as a privileged rich guy who did a lot of stupid stuff. Like pretending a diner waitress in Derry, NH grabbed him by the ass. Do you have any idea how hard diner waitresses work and how little they get paid - and for that rich sexist…