We have no way of knowing how much damage Mitt would have done as president. Also: Mitt's a big old sexist.

A friend and I wrote a piece where he did just that. In the summer he sold paintings and repurposed lobster traps at fairs and farmer's markets.

It's akin to George W Bush finding painting. If only both of them had found their true callings sooner.

Shee-it - any day now they'll be wantin' to vote.

I love that she carps about the mainstream media - whilst getting a paycheck from them.

You make us all sad, Jenny. If you could just never speak in public, that would solve so many problems.

That's better, Kate - thanks. Even better would be super soakers full of cheap cologne.

shotgun full of buckshot?

What a lot of self congratulatory twaddle.

If only Courtney Stodden would leaf us alone.

Transgender people do not go to Doocy's house.

He's confused from the moment he opens his eyes in the morning.

Poor Steve probably has a ladies room and a men's room at his house.

They buy them so they can read the articles.

This is a wonderful illustration of how we have been successfully pitted against one another. Instead of being angry at the banksters who broke our economy, the corporate tax dodgers, the billionaire tax dodgers, the GOP bullshit austerity programs, and the outrageous military spending we engage in (look into the…

Plus the peppermint makes your junk tingle!!

Woof!

"FOX News's resident giant-thumb-with-a-face Dr. Keith Ablow"

I'd describe him as a penis with ears.

If Dr. A Blow wants to marry his dog, he should just stop whining about it and do it.

The world would be a far better place if we all took yodeling more seriously.

Private is always better - so speaketh the acolytes of the Free and Holy Market.