I see the Duck Dynasty has migrated to Moscow.

That someone as insulting as Joan Rivers (making jokes about other women's vaginas, for example) is this thin skinned when it comes to herself is the first time she's ever made me laugh. And I wasn't laughing WITH her.

It's adorable that you thought this comment was worth saying twice. I am not interested how I'm regarded by misogynists and their allies.

I'd rather stick a spork in my eye than watch this.

No, it wasn't. She was always a mean, unfunny asshole.

That's way too generous. She's been an asshole throughout her entire career. I grew up seeing her on all the afternoon talk shows my mother watched (Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin) and she wasn't funny then, either. She's always been frantic and mean.

We're desperate to protect the "rights" of people who are terrorists - but people who were protesting war were shoved in "free speech zones." Where was the concern for "rights" then? If women started protests at urologist's offices (with banners: IMPOTENCE = GOD'S WILL FOR YOU!) we'd be arrested within minutes.

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If you don't leave a message I'm not calling you back. You called me. If you can't be bothered to articulate why you called, I am not going to beg you to tell me why. That's just obnoxious.

Well, that much is true. I'm not being bullied. Better men than you have tried. I am enjoying your whining though. For all your spew about how dumb and boring I am, you've been quite easy to manipulate. For your next act, lastworditis!

OMG - the florid prose, the hyperbole - accusing me of ranting like an unhinged whacko! Yet here you are, attempting to bully me into shutting up so that you can ascend Turd Mountain and proclaim yourself King Shit.

It is amusing that someone who appears to have posted here twice, had a big rant about "every time…

Oh, how naughty of me to have tired out the Queen with my silly little assertions about small towns! How tedious of me to have pretensions to YOUR throne of intellectual superiority and arrogance! Shove it up your hobbylobby, toots.

I still hate Nancy Grace with the fire of one thousand suns.

No, as a matter of fact, I don't.

Oh, forgive me. We discuss small towns TO DEATH here at Jezebel! How dare I be so presumptuous! You metropolitan dwellers are so much more important than the rest of us.

A thousand pardons, Your Arrogance.

Hard to imagine I know - but not all of us live in cities.

I have a friend who rents a room in her lovely Victorian mansion home to Air B&B to rave reviews. She has repeat guests and referrals from all over the world.

That's my guess.

Yup. "Illegal." Crossing the desert. Who cares. We get the code, dude.

Aha - and now we're getting down to the heart of it, aren't we Rhayn?

Excellent. Now, tell us how you'd allocate resources to prevent more of these mass graves from being created. Or even IF you would.