They were married 315,354.5 hours longer than Britney Spears was to Jason Alexander

Thanks - but moving horse would be so much more impressive.

Sadly, no.

In the back of a moving hearse.

My husband died in 2009. We knew he was dying, and he left me all of his social media passwords before he died. People stop by his FB page sometimes to leave him messages. The traffic was much heavier in the first couple of years - he was still getting friend requests after he died. I've had to get in touch with some…

No offense taken! I may be accustomed to it, but I'm not blind to the absurdity.

At one House voting session this year, there was a 2 hour debate over a car headlight bill. It can be fractious even in the best of times. There's a big obstructionist faction in the House this term, which isn't making anything any easier.

I'll never be able to look at him again without thinking "cupcake." bwaaahahahahah.


The NH legislature is the 3rd largest governing body in the English speaking world. We have 400 representatives who earn $100 a year for their service. What this REALLY means is that our legislature is populated by the rich, retired,…

This GOP "lesson in irony" has been around for a while. A NH state representative found it so amusing last year that he sent it out twice in one day on the House internal email system.http://susanthebruce.blogspot.com/2013/04/romeo-…

This is the result of the US using prison as our mental health system.

Oh - too bad.

I hope this increases sales of Sherman Alexie's books. He's a damned good writer.

Let's waterboard - I mean baptize - Mrs. Palin and find out.

Time for KFed to have a vasectomy. It's getting crowded down in the shallow end of the gene pool.

In the pissing category, (though more funny than gross) when I was in high school I lived in a small town that had a big Christmas parade every year. One year, one of the local drunk/druggies was dressed up in a bunny suit (who knows why) staggering along, all messed up, when he needed to pee - so he just whipped out…

She appears to have ace bandages wrapped around her ankles.

Her shoes are hideous and do nothing for her legs, if that helps.

True. She's just an unfunny asshole.

He looks more like Rasputin to me.

I hope being banned increases Sherman Alexie's readership.