He's a floor wax AND a dessert topping.

I'm unable to find any credible source for these strong suggestions you mention.

You jumped, sparky. I just called you on it.

Yes, they were swell parents. That explains all the guns they knew nothing about.

You're entitled to your opinion. If Cullen hadn't written the book, you'd still think it was goths and the trenchcoat mafia. Is that preferable to you, somehow?

No, anti-Semitic troll, that's not what I said at all.

Psychosis is different from depression. Harris was psychotic. Klebold was depressed. And if you're really interested, you should read the book.

I can't seem to locate where it was that I claimed I did.

So, if one is going to be held to some bizarre standard that can't possibly be met - what the hell is the point?

Agreed. It's all about a double standard for women. No one ever mentions whether Hal Holbrook is aging gracefully.

Most of what we learned about Columbine was wrong. It wasn't about bullying. It wasn't about revenge against jocks. There was no Trenchcoat Mafia. All of that was a lot of bullshit perpetuated by a lazy media. These boys were not alienated loners. They had friends. They both went to the prom. Eric Harris was a…

Nah. You gave us Celine Dion, too. And Geddy Lee. You have a lot to answer for.

Neither Minelli or Novak are aging gracefully. They're both barely recognizable as themselves. The pressure for women to age gracefully is bullshit - but so is the idea that women are powerless to resist the pressure.

Hillary's first memoir was one long suck. I don't expect this to be any better.

I wish she were unlikely to be "THE" candidate. It ensures the likelihood of 8 years of GOP presidential misery.

I have a dedicated poultry cutting board - just as I did in the last restaurant kitchen I worked in. My sanitation practices are essentially the same as yours.

I wish he was standing, so that we could see them in their full glory.

Imagine CHOOSING to be photographed in those pants, knowing your picture would be in the NY Times. The rich really ARE different.

Also - would you buy clothing (or hair products) from this man?

Ms. Hanley Mellon's favorite song:

And everyone is mocking me.