She must pay the bar tab.

I'll never understand why anyone takes her seriously.

As for the shoes of male politicians: "I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined…

Dancing With People You Might Have Heard Of really needs to just stop.

In other words, the CELEBRITY rape victim's experience is important. The non celebrity rape victim needs to get over herself.

Thank you, nappyheadedflo. I appreciate your edit.

You're a regular little sunbeam for Jesus.

Only on Jezebel would telling rape survivors to toughen up be considered acceptable.

Thank you.

When I was gang raped at age 16 by some Hell's Angel's prospects who beat me and threatened to kill me, I missed the attention and love part. My mother refused to even hear about it. One of my friends inquired, quite seriously, if I'd been asking for it. It was 1972, and a different world in terms of how…

Oh, don't worry. No one here will get teste with you.

Don't worry - you didn't rub me the wrong way.

Thanks for pointing that out. You're a real stand up guy.

Anyone who thinks they can surpass this is going up against some stiff competition.

Make the Fantasy Suites a competition!

Time to take 2 shows on the downhill slide and merge them. Dancing with the Bachelor!

Wood eye? Wood eye?

By and larch you're probably right.

You're just aspen for it.

Just leaf me alone.

I've been pining for one of those. I feel certain they'll be very poplar.