Buy the proper size and they last quite a while. They're designed to give you some breathing room. Quit trying to smuggle grapes.

Buy the proper size and they last quite a while. They're designed to give you some breathing room. Quit trying to…

Seriously... I don't understand how so many dudes seem to be into wearing glorified bike shorts as underwear. These are like a nice cotton t-shirt for your junk.

Seriously... I don't understand how so many dudes seem to be into wearing glorified bike shorts as underwear. These…

Get a Roomba. Seriously. They don't take the place of a good deep cleaning, but they're awesome at maintaining your floors to a reasonably clean level. Just set it to clean 3 times a week, and clean it out once or twice a week. Throw some googly eyes on it and your husband will have a new best friend. (Spoken from…

if a pair of breasts were never supported then they would actually sag less and not hurt because those supporting ligaments get stronger.

Based on my "studies," men and women are about the same once they let go of their childhood conditioning and accept their own personal preference.

Is there someone actually dedicated to writing for Lanesplitter? I thought it was just a kinja sub-blog.

Good job guys... Ok, what's the tally at now? One down.

How in the world is this going to work once there's more than 5 people on it? My female lawyer friends are too damn busy to read a bunch of daily questionnaire responses!

When you're so far ahead of the game, you don't have to follow anyone.

Mmm... Sunrise Highway. Excellent looooong sweepers. Keep it quiet about our roads tho... Don't want those Ortega nutjobs treading too far south.

Cool. What's your webcam address?

I wish I had more stars to give you.

Here ya go bud: http://jalopnik.com/how-not-to-exp…

I go to the bank every week and nobody ever calls me a banker, but you suck one cock...

Goodbye afternoon!

MFW Turbulence makes people freak out:

Why?

Why?

Who in the world WANTED well tuned FWD? I always thought it was a matter of what was available. Praise be to the car gods that we're finally getting some decent options again!

Oh wow, you're right!