“While recognising the need to retain top executives”

This isn’t a need. It’s the biggest lie in the corporate universe, in fact.

The difference between a “top executive” and “other executives” is literally a lottery pull. The vast majority of them are staggeringly incompetent or ineffectual people that just ride…

being poor is expensive

You don’t do anything to the child. That’s punitive, and only results in deep seated resentment. Just ask my dad what happened to him the day he hit me but I overpowered him. (Magically, I outgrew spanking that day!)

I watched the entire 30 plus minutes. At one point it went from horrifying to hilarious, just how stupid he is and how easily Swan would catch it and correct him.

People are fucking stupid and Twitter is a vile cesspool. 

Yeah meat and cheese with some pickles on a hunk of wood makes one look so very fucking wealthy. I guess my ploughman’s lunch makes me an English Lord. The Branston Pickle has a gold banner on the jar.

In light of this news, I will continue my boycott of Ellen, which has been in place for the entirety of the show’s existence. Actually, it’s not a boycott so much as it is a complete ambivalence combined with working during the day.

Seriously? It’s not like they held a press conference - they were simply living their lives/affectionate towards each other in public - which I’ve seen many non famous folks do at protests. How are we to know if it’s they’re “debut” out together, or the first time ppl noticed? We’re angry if celebrities are silent,…

Who the hell cares if you’re not going to name names? What’s the point of calling people out if you’re not going to call them out? So they sue you? So you’re poor... welcome to what it’s like for everyone else. Don’t sit there and tell me that you care and that you want it to stop when when your money and your…

“Look, I promise I’m not racist against Black people. I do, however, not believe in a woman’s right to control her own body. Especially as it pertains to Black women.”

Your Photoshop did a weird thing where it left on a bunch of extra doors. Here you go:

Soooo.... Does anyone understand what the plan is with Deadspin? I know most of the writers are now gone, but unlike Splinter, Deadspin is just sitting there in some sort of zombie state with old stories and no discussions, but as if it might still be around. Meanwhile sports stories are showing up on AVClub.

It must be reflective of Boomers’ collective guilt that this stings so bad and unlike GenX, y’all don’t take their criticisms to heart - good for you! That or it’s all just crocodile tears and pearl clutching.

Yay!  There’s finally something at Sonic I can eat!

cocaine is not good when you have your hand on the button.

The ex-VW owner probably comes out ahead in the long-run.

Same. I do the squeegee method, grab my towel that is hanging just outside the shower curtain and dry off in the warmth of the shower. I dry my feet as I step out of the shower onto the bathmat.

Cold brew coffee MAKER?

Cold brew coffee MAKER?

Hot Take Alert:

One of these cars is made in America, using American motors, American parts, and American materials!