You don’t. If he gives us an unpronounceable stage name, we give him a different one. He’s ‘FaceTatPedo’ to me.

I don’t think I ever will. I grew up on the X-Men cartoons and played every single Marvel vs. Capcom game in the arcades religiously when we still had them. I’ve been waiting for the MCU forever and am ecstatic that it is here. That and Pixar included means they got me.

That’s demonstrably false. They have before,

There’s a lot of Crack Pipe in the ‘murican truck market. But truck buyers love crack apparently, so it remains to be seen whether Chevy will be punished or not for offering a subpar raptor for raptor money. My vote is they won’t be. 

Why is he the greasiest person in the photo?

Trump didn’t magically appear out of nothingness you know.

If a tech runs my 911 up to 90 mph i’m more worried about his and other peoples safety than I am my car.

Look, as someone who hails from a racist area.... telling racists that they’re racist doesn’t magically make them become less racist.

Here’s a bit of good news. The ballot initiative to create a new city was soundly rejected by a 2-1 margin. Given the scope of the defeat, it’s unlikely that proponents will try to bring the measure up for a vote again, at least in Eagle’s Landing.

Did the early voting last sunday here in Florida. Straight D ticket. LET’S GO GILLUM!!!

Wanted to grab the ass, but Ivanka made that physically impossible by standing so far away from him. 

Bill Nelson has no interest or need in contacting president Dump. The man clearly belongs in the senate chamber for just that reason alone. 

Soon to be fodder for Tucker Carlson’s upcoming segment on forced diversity.

She seems to be someone who’s built a fantasy of herself breaking new ground

Yokel Haram

Steve Bannon thinks women are about to take charge of american society. I have only one reaction to this.

So we’re basically sending in killmonger to combat red skull’s Georgia election rigging scheme? I’m fine with this.

Not exactly because they need it, it’s just to make you think they are doing it for a cause, their cause.

No.