Markiplier: Aww, hey there little kitty!

You could instead record yourself playing sea horror games. Your thalassophobia-flavored reactions could be worth millions! Then you could use the money to get therapy as you deal with the dual traumas of YouTube/twitch stardom and playing games that damage your psyche all the time!

So now we have a live demonstration of why you can’t just grab a random woman and make up some sexual assault claims for a quick cash grab/smear against someone you want to discredit. No amount of money can create the shared history between a real victim and a predator, nor can it produce the most credible part of any…

I don’t know who’s cutting all these damn onions in here, but that shit ain’t funny and they need to stop.

Coworker: Triple-Extension died today.

If they bother you so much, just move to one of those countries that don’t taxes. Also not included there; roads, schools, infrastructure, an educated populus that are wealthy enough to patronize your business and law enforcement professionals that work round the clock to jail people who want to steal your supercars.

It’s not the government’s job to make sure you can afford to profit or break even on owning a supercar. It’s not your last bit of food for the week or your only mode of transport to your job that you need; it’s a cool but superfluous toy nobody needs. If taxes mean you can’t get one immediately, tough shit. Slum it…

What is it with these guys and gold hair? Even the eyebrows!

So on top of incompetent leadership, he defends monstrous sexual predators.

When you love dick, but hitler is life.

...does trump have family in Canada? 

Looks like there are many reasons Lack needs to go. Trying to turn NBC into Fox lite shows he understands neither of the audiences that tune into these channels. 

She’s not the only one who needs to go. Next needs to be the person who thought Today needed a dash of Stormfront-lite racism, and that $70M/year was a good price for it. 

Of course the GOP will protect us from preexisting conditions. I mean, they are the ones trying to push for the single payer Healthcare system Obama vetoed. Wait... Oh fuck, I’m in the mirror universe again. Christ, I keep forgetting that everytime I visit.

I’ll send you a pair of steep toed boots free of charge if you promise to kick him in the balls while wearing them.

Lizardman ALREADY saw a doctor. You think he was born with that thing?! 

Damn right. Let’s bring it home!!

Once upon a time, The republicans had the great fortune of getting an adversary president that was still amenable to their concerns. Still included conservative ideas in this domestic and foreign policy. Invited republicans into his administration. Was polite, cordial, well mannered and treated every single one of…

No more mentions of Trump’s nuts please. 

Well now I want something I know I’m not gonna get; pyramid head as a DLC bloodborne guest boss.