I agree that the immediate firing of him is unfair, but...you’re gonna get fired from Disney if you have pedo stuff boil to the surface and you have a high profile position, jokingly or not. They’re not gonna let anyone threaten the corporate family friendly image. I don’t agree that he should be fired, but it’s…

You’d need a lot of free time to manage two kinja accounts. The kind of free time someone who’s independently wealthy and suffering from serious injury has. Hmm.

Scorpions do not deserve to be or have mothers. ELIMINATE THEM

KILL IT WITH FIRE

The batmobile isn’t ready to chase gotham’s worst off the road. 

Racism has no logical reason for being, hence it IS an illness.

Haha, nah.

If I win the lottery or something, you’re on the list. You’ll have that GT one way or the other.

The classic rolls demonstrating it’s dominance over commoner filth. 

Of course it has working turn signals. Something can’t break if it’s never used. 

I see a motorcycle and a slightly smaller motorcycle. *shrug*

Gasoline is way better than antifreeze and water for the radiator.

I don’t think the $30k includes the additional warranty coverage. 

Wait, brake fluid and oil are different? Crap. Maybe thats why I’m on my 40th corolla. 

“I...I really don’t feel like doing this right now. Can we do a handy instead?”

Every time I move the mouse over the play button, my hand throws the mouse to the floor and punches me in the face. Sorry, but I don’t think I can watch that. 

“Oh fuck this. I’m outta here.” WHOOSH