They aren’t really experiencing a different reality. They’re just lying to themselves about the one reality we can all observe. 

Hope whoever did it is a parent because they clearly have infinity patience if they can learn to speedrun this. 

took to Facebook to either shoot a campaign video for his run for assistant vice comptroller

Why have you forsaken the enthusiasts, Ford?!

No we won’t. I mean, we will for like a second, but that’s not gonna go anywhere. White republican baby-boomer aged men are not gonna put a brown woman at the top of their ticket. Not in 2024. In 2124, maybe.

They’re less about actually killing someone and putting their own asses on the line in a fight and more about walking around in tacticool body armor and intimidating the randos around them.

You know the type, loud as a motorbike, but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight...

I stayed at a born-again friend’s house in childhood. I shit you not, they had ‘edited’ versions of mainstream movies on VHS that blurred the screen and silenced the audio anytime someone cursed or two characters kissed. If there was a long kissing scene, the movie would pause as they faced each other before a…

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only one way to deal with chronic traffic jams...

They should copy BMW so we can get the Z/28LTZ1SSLE Yenko Camaro.

I want to believe that’s going to matter, but the previous gen milquestoast, bland incarnate, gray oatmeal Equinox got to be the #4 best selling crossover in this same crowded market for...reasons unknown.

We have to guard against ‘voter fraud’ to keep those who ‘desecrate the flag' out of power so they don't 'turn the country into Venezuela' only 'americans who love their country' should get to run it. Hint hint, wink wink, hand-ok sign. 

Bad feelings only count if you’re about to require medical attention or are piloting the Millenium Falcon. Polls are irrelevant. Ask President Hillary Clinton, Florida Gubernatorial Candidate Gwen Graham and Senator Roy Moore how important it is to be ahead in the polls. There is only ONE poll that matters; the one…

Below is an itemized list of all things that cause rape. The list is comprehensive and complete. No additions are necessary or relevant. To eliminate the threat of rape and sexual assault from society, deal with all the items in the following list. Here’s the beginning of the list.

So this is what Kanye does in his free time.

Can you just assimilate these morons so we don’t have to deal with this kind of nonsense next time? They’ve already become drones in trump’s MAGA army, so they’d be perfect borg.

Yo, I heard that new mixtape Mueller's releasing this Nov. gonna be nuclear! His last mixtape ended like 10 careers!

Nothing worth doing is easy. You want a blue tennessee you gotta fight for it! Come on, you gotta beat this lower-level enemy now so you can take out the final boss in 2020!

Also DON’T LISTEN TO POLLS! Ask President Hillary Clinton, Democratic Party of Florida Nominee Gwen Graham, and Senator Roy Moore how much polls matter. Polls don’t mean shit anymore. There’s only one poll that matters; the one taken after the voting booth closes. That’s the one we need to care about!

People are understandably worried about RvW. KeggerKav will kill that with glee. But I’m also worried about rape shield laws. Two sexual abusers and 5 cons on the bench. If a case about that reaches them, the shield laws are done.

I’m counting on you to take down Blackburn. I’m doing my part here in Florida with Gillum and Nelson. Don’t let us down!!