I’m not a woman and that paragraph makes me want to cut my genitals off. I’m not convinced anyone has banged Ted Cruz. I won’t be. If it never happened in real life (WHICH IT DIDN’T), then I don’t have to imagine how it would work because it can’t.

Trying to put a rapist on the Supreme Court for a lifetime appointment is devastatingly terrible. But that’s gotta be the bottom, right? We can’t go any lower. The floor can’t fall through the floor... right? RIGHT???

Who said you can't? Stores still stock PS4 games. Buy all the ones you want. 

Well the last one starred Barack Obama. Re-casting him as Donald Trump was always going to be a disaster. It’s so bad, they’ve hired a special show runner that is working on getting it cancelled. 

Fuck you for typing that, and fuck me for laughing at it. 

Don’t you know the rules of the internet? The commentariat is owed a far more interesting and innovative choice of engine than an LS, whatever the cost may be to this random enthusiast spending his own time and money. Because we - who have no intention to engage in any sort of engine swap - have read too many LS swap…

That’s Kanavaugh for you, getting in whether or not we want him to.

That must be the widest widebody that ever widebodied.

If that shit happens I’m fucking leaving this planet.

That tagline play at 1:28 was brilliant.

Sexual cannibalism
I wanna taste your rythym
He thinkin’ he my lover but he ‘bout to be my victim
My cookie she so good and so sweet
I shoulda told you baby boy but my vagina got teeth. UHH

Facebook was a mistake. 

Oh jeez, now I’ve got vegteta’s voice in my head asking Kakarot about earth’s sexual assault laws.

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Me: Yeah, FIRST! We did it. Number one, suck it noobs!

Goddamnit why did you have to point that out? Now I can’t unsee it. Gahh

Because it wasn’t 100% his fault.

Which means a racist like Trump losing his liquor license over a law like this one would be delicious irony.