The writing is especially striking. LIke a machine of some kind printed it, but all by hand. Holy fuck.

What does FEMA even do, anyway? Ahh, whatever. Let’s just defund them totally for more baby jails. Definitely not gonna need an immediate and extended response from them in the next few days or so.

‘Building has more of itself appear out of nowhere’ is a pretty common trope for Harry Potter. 

That’s a dumb example. There isn’t a machine you must operate to play hockey that could potentially kill you if you or someone else messes with it while you’re trying to play. You also can’t check someone into a wall at 200 mph playing hockey. 

I just don’t understand why institutions and organizations stick their collective necks out and bend over backwards to protect predators. Even the sociopaths who’ve crushed everyone to get to the top of these organizations should understand the clear and present dangers people like this pose to the organization as a…

Well, at least the clearly incompetent and dangerous person only managed to become a cop. Just imagine the mess we’d be in if someone with those qualities became president. What a nightmare that would be!

I’M THE FIRST PRESIDENT TO ACHIEVE INFINITE GDP!!1! OBUMMER NEVER CARED ABOUT THE ECONOMY LIKE I DO!!11! MAGA!!!!!

He wants to get rid of Sessions and his ‘retarded southerner accent’, but he can’t do that if Schumer ends up controlling the senate. Like it or lump it, he needs Cruz.

Giving credibility to reality and trusting research and hard numbers over right-wing propaganda *is not how we make america great again.

Probably some incompetent asshole who wouldn’t be anywhere if he didn’t have a famous rich parent. 

Well one of the reasons you’re seeing folks angle for the book deal or the fox news ‘analyst’ slot is that’s all they can go for. It’s been known for a while that staffing for Trump meant the end of your political career elsewhere. One of the consequences of working with an administration willing to staff out of…

They can’t delegitimize Woodard’s book about a crazy out-of-control administration that is being effectively governed by non-elected staffers by corroborating it.

I still can’t believe Cruz is fighting for his political life in Texas. What I can believe though is Cruz being craven enough to ask the man who shat all over his wife in 2016 to help him win his reelection bid.

It is too late to go to mars? 

Nah. Trump’s ascension into the white house has done irrevocable damage to the GOP brand, which will be lasting for a generation or two regardless of what happens with Trump. Removing him now will not fix it. A president and his political party are like a snake; it cannot be said that the body is healthy if the head…

Sorry, Buddy. But it’s time.

Nah. There’s a lot of busywork and paper-filing that goes with running a white house (as it is with any major high-profile organization) and Trump would suuuuuper not be up for that shit. An empty west wing minus him and his family would mean we basically don’t have an executive branch anymore.

this and the fact that Diana Ross is her mother-in-law.

That could massively backfire. She might demand the mask stay on for sex. Forever. 

If we lie to her and tell her ‘Israel’ is just a euphemism for Mars, do you think she’d buy it and go there instead?