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    That’s inevitable, though. Galaxy resets are required if we want major updates that improve the game in non-trivial ways (and we do). NEXT will probably require one for all the new base stuff they’re adding.

    So is that orange blood from all the innocent wildlife you killed to fulfill your disgusting mordite farming fetish YOU MONSTER??!!

    I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t mine my love life for Kingdom Hearts analogies. Thanks.

    Nvm, kinja’d.

    It’s much lower than that. We’ve dropped out of the bottom of the galaxy.

    No Man’s Sky. Pre-atlas rises I never thought I’d be dumping 100+ hours into this game, but here I am farming living glass, hunting for S class ships and steal-...err, ‘aggressively borrowing’ nanite clusters from freighters. Really can’t wait to see what the next update is gonna bring.

    That was more disturbing/depressing than the ending of Infinity War.

    Soon 50 v. 50 games will be twice as easy to get into, all thanks to Thanos.

    It is, but...let’s be real. With Trump, it’d be powdered milk being squeezed out of a travel sized toothpaste tube. Dude ain’t shooting anything anytime soon.

    Please tell me you are joking with that. ‘real personal conflict’? Killmonger’s story begins with a great injustice wrought upon him via forces and actors beyond his control, and is immediately discarded by the very institutions supposedly designed to protect and defend his rights as a citizen and member of royalty.

    A pack of locusts just asked me to tell you to “come on, man” and said “Just because were insects doesn’t mean we’ll eat any damned thing, jeez”.

    Om-fuckin-g that gif actually happened?!

    Uhhh, don’t know about that, man. This might be wish fulfillment for Donny.

    How did we become surrounded by these ancient evil dinosaurs that never, ever, ever die and somehow manage to littlefinger their way into huge amounts of wealth and political power? Roy Moorlestor didn’t make it up there, but too many of them fucking do. What’s going on? Are Horcruxes real?

    For real, that sounds badass.

    Come on, man. You think those S class lease payments make themselves? This is no time to be stingy! I bet you haven’t even broken the $200 barrier yet. Whip out that credit card already, and make it snappy!

    I’d like to fire Paul Ryan.

    but if you don’t want to—fight—f0r yourself atleast fight for your childrens futur

    Oooookay...

    The amendments from the mexican and scottish delegations have been approved with no descending votes. They are ratified, and it is so. Cookouts, barbecues, and Robert Burns dinners are now off-limits to Kanye and any other members of the MAGA cult. As a gesture of goodwill, the legislative body will now be invited to