To: Kanye

What? How did you get banned?!

Punch’em in the nutz

Oh no, no, no, no. He’ll either learn to enjoy playing an easy game or get bored. That’s not what you want. Here, this is what you want;

A rich person (especially if they got rich by being pushed out of another rich person’s vagina) already thinks they’ve won the game of life and don’t need any ‘educating’. “700HP supercar? The proles can’t handle it maybe, but I sure can! Traction control off, ‘cause I’m a MAN!”

I’ll film in landscape, but I’m super-not turning away if you mess up. I’M ZOOMING IN.

Women are just in it for that sweet sweet rape money. Damn, when are these leeches gonna get off the rape teat? Live an honest life and get a job that pays well instead of trying to rape victim your way to millions.

You’ll beat every Guilia you line up with at the stop light. Once you see that cloud of smoke emerge from the engine bay, they’ll be finished, and you’ll still have a working car!

You should try reading the article, where the problem was being the constant target for random hookups, not sexual attraction and desire itself.

Sigh. You Avocado toast eating limo liberals just don’t understand the brilliance of Donald Trump’s plan to make america great again. It only looks like a bullheaded idjit running the plane down a runway covered in spikes of jagged diamond because that’s exactly what it is! Trump understands that you cannot make…

Is Donald Trump running this company?

Well if you don’t have’em get autographs from horrible sexual predators and impress upon them at a young age that fame, fortune and power make everything excusable, they might get the idea that they shouldn’t respect or even like terrible men. When they become adults and these men approach them for sexual favors,…

...hear comments about my feet

FUCKIN’ REALLY!?!

MIXTAPE NAO PLEASE

You now owe Michael Ironside an apology. Do it soon before a boom tube opens up wherever you’re at...

Orange Foolius

Does that even stick it to Obama, though? I mean... If I were Obama, I’d be like, “Pfft. That ain’t even my bed, fool!”

The only personal care products where you need to shower after using them.

I just want you all to imagine what Fox news is like right now in a universe where Obama is;