It is a racist swipe against Obama, grounded in the ‘lazy black people’ stereotype. GOPers are deeply in love with the black strawman of lazyness, unemployment, and the taking of handouts from the government which, because of taxation, means lazy black people are taking hard earned money from hard working Real…

Man, that makes it look like Hyundai took the UK market estate into 3DSMax and just squished the rear end and flattened it before shipping it off to the states.

You know, when I awoke on that cold November morning to see those EVs move into Trump’s column, I hoped I was wrong. Maybe he was just good at playing a racist xenophobic imbecile. Maybe he really did have a plan to make america great again. Maybe he was playing 4D chess against everyone, and the wages weren’t going…

The other day on my break I saw a car parked at walmart. AMERICA FIRST was plastered across the back window, flags on the bumper lid and pretty much a cornicopia of racist and xenophobic bumper stickers. “Do we really need a black man asking america for change? [Obama pictured here]”, “BUCK OFAMA”, “U.S. Illegal…

As one source said ... “Caitlyn has always been about Caitlyn.”

Jeez, what a baby. What’s so bad about pleasuring a dog? I don’t particularly like dogs, but they’re not hard to please at all. Just pet them, scratch behind the ears. Wait...

I don’t know how people like this can just send off a dick pic and not be embarrassed, humiliated and mortified. You are forcing a near-as-makes-no-difference stranger to see your dick. They’re not gonna want that no matter what you tell yourself, and you know it. There is no upside. The best you can hope for is them…

If we say ‘reclaiming my time’ enough times, can we just erase the next 4-8 years?

Everything with this guy is the greatest x in the history of y. Nothing is kinda good, great, ok, mediocre or bad. His judging scale has no gradient; only ‘super awesome and the best thing ever’ on one end, or ‘absolutely terrible and the worst thing ever’ on the other.

Basically, I want to know where these white people are getting this manual to say the same shit all the time no matter where or what the circumstances.

Let’em get walloped. I had an engineer friend a long time ago tell me what the first few months of classes were like. The culling he said was something like 50%. Shit’s hard.

Why do I suddenly want to got to the store and buy cat treats? I don’t have a cat. WTF.

Protected, huh? We’ll see what my army of urine-balloon and colostemy bag carrying flying drones will have to say about that!

Wait, what’s going on? He actually tried to structure his raps around the beat? Does he know it won’t sound like utter shit trash if he does that?

“Oh my goodness what a tall handsome drink of wa-

‘Quest mode’ is where you must assemble the Mighty 8 relics of Hephaestus to form octaforce. Using the octaforce, you can evolve your base 5.0 into a GT350. The quest takes like 50 hours to finish, and you have to fight gannondorf at the end of it.

When he voted to kill BCRA, McCain became republican spiderman. Everybody get’s one. AND ONLY ONE.

Because we are a nation of people. That gave a movie about a talking poo $25M and let a leather wrapped rock sell out online at $85 a pop. Of course we weren’t picking the not-imbecile to be president. I mean, I did, but too many others in the right places of the country didn’t. :(

And not even good Sentai villains at that. Now they’re just the henchmen that show up and die five minutes later when the real big bad shows up.

The Grand Tour, US division! Coming soon to Amazon Prime!