Tom I love you man. But let’s not pretend people don’t sell high-end machinery on Craigslist. The name may invoke dubious feelings, but you can totally find Lambos, Ferraris and Porsches there.

Someone who can’t afford a GT3RS is not a customer. Agreed?

‘Scaramucci Mane’ LOL.

Putin doesn’t perform poorly under pressure because he faces none. An antagonistic US president was the only resistance he’s had to deal with, and that was only when he had no choice but to, like when getting a call from the white house, or attending a G8. Russia is not a Monarchy, but might as well be. He get’s his…

It’s really, really unfortunate Putin does not have to deal with president waters. Just sad, really. Could you imagine the photographs? Oh man. OOooooohh man. What a giant missed opportunity that was.

And foreclosing on people over a handful of pennies. Don’t forget that little trick.

Trump cares about Trump. That’s it. Period. Your loyalty to him is not his loyalty to you. It will not be repaid. Given that, choosing Trump over your wife is not a great move.

Nope. Not going down in that rabbit hole to retrieve you. Better you than us, friend.

It is annoying, but....totally worth this awesome and amazing video edit.

‘we’? You go on ahead thinking that by yourself. You don’t need our help with that.

Lupita ain’t thinking about yo ass, Gilbert.

Probably not enough to stop the GOrcP. I will say though, I am shocked by Smeagol’s meteoric rise to Orc Majority Leader.

Getting the online right in an exclusively online game needs to happen on day one, not day one thousand and one.

The entire United States at this point is a ‘Cautionary Tale’.

‘GOP Lawmakers Criticize GOP President’s Transgender Military Ban’...

But yahoo commenters are among the most intelligent in all the internet! Especially the ‘Yahoo answers’. They ask the most poignant and articulate questions you’ve ever seen, like this gem!

Ben Carson is such an enigma to me. Like...don’t you have to be a smart person to be a neurosurgeon? You do. You have to. An imbecile can’t possibly be functional at literal brain surgery, nevermind getting decorated for their proficiency at it.

STOP IT. STOP IT GODDAMN YOU. ALL OF YOU. I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FORGET THAT SONG EVER SINCE THE FIRST SHREK MOVIE AIRED AND HERE IN THIS FUTURE HELLSCAPE RUN BY INCOMPETENT CONMEN AND CLOSETED WHITE SUPREMACISTS, NO ONE WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT GODDAMNED SONG !!!!

He has no respect for people who do kiss his ass. He sent out a tweet attacking Jeff Sessions (fuck him too, by the way) even though the dude was right there in the white house with him!

Please let this happen, please let this happen, please let this happen, please let this happen...