*minute long full body shudder*

Father: Okay, son. Mom’s properly anesthetized, right?

Trump: So how do you do to get that Trump Merit badge, scouts!?

After Obamacare gets repealed, those medical merit badges will be way easier to get!

Oh, I’m sure the baffling stupidity will continue. WW2 will be directed by M. Night Shameonyou starring Lindsay Lohan and Jake Paul as the God of War. After that grosses like $2 at the box office, it will be too late for Warner to get Jenkins back because the Mouse will have already scooped her up.

Oh really? Please Mr. Doughboy. You don’t have the balls to physically accost a fellow senator over a vote. We know that because you don’t even have the courage to face what you’d inflict on the rest of the nation. While millions of Americans lose they’re insurance, your fat ass would still basically have single…

Goddamn you, now I’m never gonna be able to read a headline with this guy’s name in it.

They’re back? I thought we sent in that bald guy with the barcode on the back of his head to take care of them!

A billion isn’t even getting started. Making the 200 cost Chrysler 20 billion. A billion is much more than needed for a kit car, but you aren’t even 1/100th of the way there to producing something that has the benefit of modern manufacturing methods, nevermind additionally being competitive against the likes of the…

“Look. I like you. But you’re, like, a 4 out of 10. That’s not good enough to beat spicey’s ratings. Definitely not. So you need to get up to at least a 6 out of 10. Hit the gym, cut back on the McDees, tan every once and a while...you know. Actually care about your body and appearance. Unlike now. Where you obviously…

Better watch your bookshelf if Mr. Steal yo Grill is around.

Maybe the Hair and Makeup person could also do something about all the brown on Scaramucci’s nose.

Wow, what a complete and utter fuckwit. Can’t wait ‘til he becomes president in 20 years or so.

Perhaps you have forgotten what Mrs Monarch sounds like. I haven’t, and now can’t make it through the first paragraph without bursting into laughter.

I really wish I hadn’t seen that avatar and username before I read this.

UK Parliament: Racism must be eliminated. It will not be tolerated, and those who use racist terminology must be expelled from parliament

Secretary of Health and Human Services, Vice chair and Deputy.

OH GOD WHY

Kia hasn’t released the official MSRP yet, and rumors don’t mean much to me. I’m not at all convinced that you can get a 350HP AWD track tuned performance sedan for just $40k out the door, especially with a Longitudinal chassis. Anywhere where else in the market that would be a $50k Minimum (S4, CTS,5 Series) you…

That’s because the dead can’t complain!