Hey, I think I saw one of the guys she was dating. He was jogging, I think? Anyway, he was in freaking hurry.

Tyga is a creepy gross predator and the power dynamic between him and his victims and how he leverages that to his advantage is alllllll the gross.

This car was never getting the V8.

it is sweet to hold hands in a friendly way

But Hov did that hoping that you wouldn’t have to go through that. WHY DIDN’T YOU LISTEN!?

I know this is likely true. But for the sake of my sanity, I will believe it is not.

Well other cultures aside, Trump is American. In America, it is definitely not normal to love holding another man’s hand unless 1) He’s your dad and you are seven 2) He’s your man and you are lovers. Trump was clearly going for Number 2 here, and in doing so implied that Macron was hot for him.

People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.

This looks like nonsense behavior to an average person, but remember; Trump is a (*muffled giggle*) “Business man”. When you own the Business, you don’t have to take responsibility for anything. Profits down? It’s not the CEOs fault just because all of his decisions brought the company to where it is right now. Fire…

All of that stuff is in the Novel, ‘Doctor Umar Johnson Pounded In The Butt By Giant Black Dicks From The Future’ By Chuck Tingle. Think it’s on Amazon for like $3 or something.

Do they even have anything someone would want to go through the hassle of traveling to see? Deserts, oil, and an MRA police force don’t sound very tourist friendly.

You know how the cons are. Shit for me, not for thee.

There’s also that. A lot of these iPhones are really ‘iPhones’.

#why #so #many #hash#t#a#g#s #?

iPhones aren’t illegal, but stolen goods definitely are.

Well the GOP wealthcare bill is going to kill a non-trivial number of people, so...yeah, we are living in purge world. You just have to be the right person and have the right target to get away with it, though.

Real talk; if the president has to be a rich famous person, we could do worse than the rock. He knows nothing about being a president, but he wouldn’t be the first newbie in that role by a long shot. He also not an imbecile, which means he’d likely surround himself with knowledgeable advisors who know something about…

I always thought it would be harder to have delusions of grandeur if some part of your life was grand.

But think of the economic boom this will cause for bankruptcy attorneys! See? Trump really is trying to create jobs!

Neural interface directly with the transmission and clutch. BE ONE WITH THE MACHINE.