Yeah, you’d think! But here we are still with Greta coming on to MSNBC and unsurprisingly leaving six months later, and Megan Kelly’s show completely disintegrating in ratings.

If you look at the election from a restricted, top down, electoral map only perspective, it’s easy to convince yourself that the country must becoming more Conservative. That is a lot of red, after all. To an ad agency, conservative eyeballs are just as valuable as liberal ones, and if you think there are more of them…

I think Trump’s existence is fair cause of action for banning sex.

more productive, harder to automate jobs.

No, of course not. The Senate is the most respected deliberative body in the world. There’s no way they’ve approve an obvious stooge ready to smash the russia investigation to pieces just because...haha...just because (ha) playing nice with Drumpf means he-he-hee’ll sign all their bills no matter what’s in theeeem…

The man who can’t find ‘0' on a smartphone keyboard can push a button to end all life on earth.

Well our government is about to cut some ‘Red’ ‘Tape’ that is keeping too many poors with pre-existing conditions alive. It’s great.

“I try my best to avoid getting wet.”

Someone who want’s to be better at cookie eating than you has to slowly eat his cookies better than you do as you watch in shock.

DEJA VU!
You’ve vomitted this snack before
(right into the bowl!)
But now you have to turn around!
HURRY UP!
Your asshole is about to blow
(huge mess in your pants!)
It’s so hard to poo while you vom!

They have. Crash testing, safety, and emission standards work to their favor and protect the business models of automakers here and abroad. Why do US C.A.F.E. standards have a loophole big enough to drive a giant truck-car thing through? Because giant truck-car things are what sell here more than anything else, so…

So AHCA will kill enough people to rival the 9/11 death toll every ~2 months? And this is something the congress is gleefully passing at the moment?

Fake news. That’s obviously just a Miata with a Honda body kit added. Honda built a fun RWD sports car once...ha! Next thing you’ll tell me about how the earth isn’t flat.

I just don’t understand how you didn’t win the UK election. I mean...it was so obvious to me that the only person qualified to be PM was the guy in the Darth Vader/Cigarette suit. The gap between you and the competition was so readily evident. Do the people of britain just not want a golden age of prosperity, growth,…

Because it’s not hard to google what happens when you are caught with an illegally imported vehicle. ‘But that rule is dumb and I don’t like it!’ will not mitigate the consequences if/when you are caught.

A centralized national internet voting system could never, ever be secure. The ‘issue’ around this is more than just ‘different’; it is exponentially easier to try to break into one machine than it is into tens of thousands. Reducing the number of voting machines and centralizing the operation is creating a window of…

Well, obviously not. The only way you can be poor is if you didn’t grift enough people to avoid not being poor. You weren’t willing to lie, steal, and settle your way to wealth like our sociopath in cheat god emperor of planet earth Donald John Trump.

Real talk though; look at those pics. Mama clearly wants some BBC.

And here I thought Palpatine was more of an S600 V12 in imperial white metallic kinda guy. Huh.

I just want someone to follow him around forever and blurt out “shut the fuck up.” Every time he says something dumb. Which is all the things he says. So, all the time.