Oh it’s gonna be so great when Dump leaves that oval office and the country in a complete shamble and it will be evident to all that he had no other inclination but to squander his one chance to beat Obama at presidenting. It won’t even be fuckin’ close.

“seen lover’s ballon knots and haven’t been scarred for life.”

Faith? Haha...

Build a wall and make the goobahs pay for it.

+1, but...now I’m sad that we’ll never get another castlevania. At least there’s dark souls now.

What evidence do you have that she had a gun? She could have just thrown the bullets really hard, or used gun materia magic to summon the bullet from bulletspace.

That’s really not fair the the Fyre festival. Compared to the radioactive corium tire fire that is the Trump administration, the Fyre festival is a well oiled efficient machine. President Ja Rule would still be a buffoon making the US the laughing stock of the world, but at least he wouldn’t blather out confidential…

The dismiss button still works, you know.

Then: I wuv you Mr. President

That’s some mighty fine wishful thinking you’ve got there.

“Jeff’s Sessions; Presidential Butt Pounding” would be a great book fot that guy who writes about butt pounding on amazon to make.

If he did I wouldn’t be surprised. So many of these holy rollers who speak out against gays turn out to want the D so many times.

Oh no. She is totally a bad person. She was all in on Trump’s pushing of the racist birther bullshit, and has never, ever, backed down on any of the terrible shit her rotting nazi grapefruit husband is up to. She wrote off her husband’s bragging about sexual assault as boy talk (even though the tape was also evidence…

I have more complex sads.

Not really surprising. I wouldn’t let a friend bring a dumpster fire to my house either.

‘Crossover’??? Jeez, way to kill the mood, man.

Pretty much every Trump admin. related twitter account is an unmitigated clusterfuck. You’d expect his and his officer’s twitter accounts to be #MAGA central, and it’s not like some Drumpfsters aren’t there trying to keep the walls up, but damn. For every ‘Thank you President Trump lets MAGA’ there’s like 500 people…

Powell = Goatse confirmed.

Hazard pay isn’t going to cut it. You will not only be sitting through hours of Papaya Pol Pot’s staccato speech patterns and humiliation of people far more qualified than he is, you will be marking down all the times he Comey’d someone and retaining that knowledge mentally for reference purposes.

Sorry, but I’m kinda busy right now. I can’t do it one handed.