It would be some combination of ‘failing’,‘terrible’,‘no talent’ and jabs about Mexico that have no connection at all to reality.

“Why would we pay for something beautiful when we can’t even see it? That would be like marrying a model who won’t even sleep in the same city as you.”

Original comment was dismissed, so I’m reposting it. Not directed at you.

Slang will never not be a thing. It is not ‘stupid’ to use words as shorthand for meaning and context because using words as shorthand for meaning and context is the function language provides us. It’s supposed to work that way. Slang is just another facet of it.

Headline: Florida Man Arrested While Having Sexual Relations with Unwilling Dog.

Only 4? Not 12? I am disappoint.

Not only that, but he’s super sensitive to any kind of negative criticism. So much so that his white house is a safe space that protects him from any negative stories about him and keeps him on a steady diet of bullshit from Breitbart, World Nut Daily and Faux News.

The colombine still happens in this scenario. And as it happens, the police officers come to where your at to arrest you for filing false reports and shoot you dead mistaking that galaxy S8 in your hand for a really thin, really compact shotgun.

Kid: *waking me up* He won.

When you think women are things and not people, you’ll also be prone to thinking how humiliating it must be for someone else to be using your thing for their personal pleasure instead of your own. Of all the things you own, your wife is most important because she can secure your legacy as a man. Given that view,…

Well comparing the Escape to the Fusion, you only lose 2 MPG highway in exchange for sedan-like interior space plus hatchback-like room for cargo. 2 MPG isn’t a whole lot. There are a lot of families out there who will make that trade.

The interior isn’t gold enough for that.

No. No pee pee tape. I’m sure there’s treasonous Russian collusion, but please god let that be all there is. I don’t need to see Trump getting peed on. Or naked. The pics of him basically spooning Ivanka are gross enough.

Sofia the first is an animated character designed by committee and homogenized completely, free of any flaws, quirks, and inconveniences associated with an actual little girl. She will not hit puberty. She will not be curious about sex. She will not stumble upon the various and openly available graphic sexual media…

He just wants to see the firmament up close.

Is that how we’re doing things around here, now? Just post cock pics right in the comments and nobody bats and eyelid?? What’s next? Boobies?? DO YOU HAVE ANY SHAME AT ALL?!

That will never stop being gross.

I wouldn’t want to be alone in an unlit garage and an open canister of chassis lube with this car...

He could likely (and easily) recapture his old senate seat in the Alabama special in 2020. Failing that, he could wait until 2022, but dude will be 76 on election day. He ain’t immortal. Retirement is likely if he really does leave Papaya Pol Pot’s Department of No Justice.

“Mother.”