Come on, weeping angles. Be useful for once in your...lives? Existences? Whatever, he won’t be there forever, just get the job done!

What the fuck.

Enough with the words. Get over there and make with the moon punishing, Sailor. This idiot clearly deserves it.

This means that there will be no licensing board in the state, meaning that anyone can call themselves a clinical psychologist without any sort of vetting process.

Well of course not. Laws and dignity are for humans, not the hosts. Who cares if a few broodmares die? We got plenty more. If we run out, we can just round some up in Mexico before the wall goes up.

Batman’s parents haven’t been shot enough times. We finally got some slow mo pearls-being-snatched-and-breaking-mid-snatch, but we still haven’t seen what the bullets hit and how damaged their insides were xray style. We still haven’t seen an alternate universe where bruce and his parents are on krypton instead of…

Blowing up little girls. That’s the Daesh plan to stick it to the great satan, huh.

Wish her all the best and she gets major props from me for trying buuuuuuut...let’s not forget what state we’re dealing with here. Georgia. The elbow of the bible belt. Deep red. It’s demo has been (extremely slowly) shifting away from republican control, but not so much that I think it will reliably vote democrat in…

Dad be like, ‘Just cause a bike is all we can afford means I have to take all the risks? Fuck that. If I’m going down, all y’all comin’ wit me.’

• Dumber than a fire truck made of gasoline

You mean mamma treats Barron just like Trump Treats Ivanka????

I wish it were Cylons instead of trump. Sure, those of us who remain after the killings would just be slaves, but at least the empire would be run by non-idiots. And the humanoid cylons might have sex with us!

Oh but you can maneuver around that. Cali (or any other state) cannot send representatives to treaty negotiations and get them signed on behalf of that state. But they can totally pass state-level legislation that just happens to contain all the stuff the treaty has in it, minus the agreement with a foreign party.…

I read a strange news story the other day that claims Trump and a non-profit charity basically used victimized families of immigration related crime to raise money it never used to help them. The charity founder even told them to ‘start a GoFundMe’ if they wanted help while using their presence at Trump-related…

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Swap out Kate and Idris for Kellyanne Conway and Steve Bannon, and make the inevitable sex scene like 3x longer. Instant horror movie!

Oh man, that handwave. “Bye, bitch!”

Women learn from an early age to value make-up...

From re-entering the United States if he leaves again.

I felt like garbage