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    What are you guys on about? President Trump already tweeted about the attack two days ago, just like a good president is supposed to. Actually, going through this twitter account makes me feel relieved, because he posts a lot of level headed, coherent leader-y things you want to hear from someone running the country.

    Kellyanne Conwave.

    You gotta love people who try so hard to backdoor their way to an american christian theocracy. The guarantee of religious freedom to all citizens whether or not they are christian violates the first commandment (Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me), but the founders did it anyway. We aren’t a christian theocracy

    I know who already has my vote!

    • Ben Carson

    It’s almost like cutting mentally ill people’s access to the healthcare they need and giving them guns instead is a bad idea.

    Trump be like, ‘Why are you all still talking to him? Why are you still inviting him over? He’s not president anymore! Stop treating him like he’s still in office!’

    Harry: Please come back.
    Obama: You know it don’t work that way Harry.
    Harry: :(
    Obama: I know, man. I know.

    Me waiting for a message in my ok cupid inbox.

    Seriously??? You’d think in Trumps america Fox News would be king of the cable. But now they’re in decline? I can’t believe it...

    Here’s some cheese to go along with that whine, KoDee.

    I’d be even funnier if they let him in and seated him in a 100% empty theater while the girls club party was secretly moved to another one.

    I sincerely hope for your sake you are not currently involved in any life threatening intelligence operations on behalf of the U.S. Donald Trump on numerous occasions has leaked intelligence publically to friends and enemies alike. He doesn’t give half a flea shit about the lives he is putting at risk when he does

    Our stupidity sure has been on full display as of late. We should just replace our flag with a naked hairy ass, because that’s what we’re showing the world right now.

    Well, remastering is a legit business model now, so you are going to be worried about porting to hardware five years beyond what you are working with currently. Not even sticking to console only will protect you from this, since half cycle hardware refreshes are a thing now, and might be the case that this is how

    No surprise there.

    Their wine might be good, but their science needs some serious retooling. I mean, come on. Where would all the extra mass energy come from for infinite monkeys? Portal in the sky? Can you even have an infinite number of anything in a finite universe? Why monkeys? Why not cats, or cars, or blocks of cheese? This

    If you have access to a smartphone like 100% of all the rich people who run for office, you can find out how far away the earth is from the sun. If you don’t trust google or any of it’s results, the scientists who work at the college who undoubtably donated to your campaign to make sure you don’t cut their funding as

    Assaulting a student is grounds for termination. It’s also grounds for arrest and prosecution. Children can be difficult, but if your interactions with children render them a target for violence and aggression, it’s likely time to reconsider a career involving constant contact with children.