No, it’s not. Motorcycle riders don’t seek out potholes and see if they can ride over them for fun. A potential but undesireable and avoidable hazard to riding is not analogous to a definite hazard you seek out intentionally.

What was the stupid games?

It’s like the ad team went to their local walmart, saw this and thought, ‘Wow, that’s great! But we need something more relevant to today’s youth. I know, the protests! Yeah, let’s do this exact and not at all terrible thing but with the protest movement! And pepsi instead of coke, of course.’

All throughout the campaign, I really wondered why exactly Trump wanted to be president. Unlike his previous occupation, where he just signs his name off on something and takes all the credit if it works and lies/sues/moves away from whatever doesn’t and his kids and others in the organization do the real hard work in…

I know why the marriages keep failing; Sheneneh.

10,000 days in the fire is long enough. I WANNA GO HOOOOME

Ya fuckin’ cunts
Ya think it’s all aboooout yooooou
Think ya can run us off tooooo
Well now we’re all Yellow

See Maddox here?
He’s not alone at aaaaaall duuuuude
And now we’re coming
Fooooooooooooor
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou..... 

...and should end with his being launched off the surface of the Earth via terrestrial rail gun   

Man...I don’t even know anymore.

I’m not on the turnpike yet. I’m the one behind them hoping to not get sideswiped by the many tractor trailers we inevitably have to merge with. There have been many times where I’m forced to move into the lane 30 under the vehicle behind me closing in because of this. It’s a hazardous situation.

How about an onboard missile launcher for those motherfuckers who try to merge at fourty on a seventy mph turnpike? Can we get that?

Counterpoint; Fucking is fun. So no more fucks for war criminals. Not even a handy.

In a vacuum, it doesn’t make sense to take a really long vacation once a year over more compensation. But it’s kids vs. Adults here. Grown ups are the ones who need to fret over how much money they’re getting. Kids don’t work and grown ups pay for all their stuff. People who picked the long vacation option are…

If the electrical systems in an electric car fail, you don’t need the speedo anymore anyway, because the car’s not going anywhere.

The real story here is that Link is raising Ganon’s daughter and you’ve told him nothing. All those kidnappings couldn’t have been involuntary. No matter how different Hyrule castle was through out the centuries, Ganon always found a way inside. Always. IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG, ADMIT IT!

Andrew Anglin is a 100% sincere actual white supremacist who founded the daily stormer, taking it’s name from the Nazi propaganda paper Der Stürmer. There’s no satire here, unfortunately. And Anglin has more than demonstrated at this point that he is completely all-in on white supremacy.

Here’s a white supremacist worried that the attack will lead to people discriminating against white supremacists.

Well of course you’re not going to be able to hit them while their Character Shields are up!

Really wish Trump would stop sending his minions here.

Nah. The Today show only had two douchebags for one day. Up on capital hill, they’ve got like 40+. The Smaug Douchebag vault in DC way outclasses all the others in the world. Bigly!