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    More like, ‘Nilla pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaase’

    Republicans are good at winning elections, but they cannot govern.

    Cimemthymia

    Well, come on. Can we really take one of those vagina havers seriously? How do you know she just wasn’t on the rag when she said that? Better to wait for a man to corroborate while OUR MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRACY BURNS DOWN

    It’s just a well known fact that vaginas ruin everything. They just do. Everything was just fine in the garden of eden until one of those vagina havers showed up and we all know how that turned out. So went humanity, so went the beetles, and so too will go F1 if we let it.

    At least Spiderman got some cash out of the deal when he went rogue. Step it up, Deadpool.

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    I’m against this plan. Sharks don’t need us feeding them our human waste. No, what we really should do is stick the rapists, murderers and child molesters in a plasma garbage converter.

    There are people who think that Sandy Hook was staged and the moon landing was faked, but this is real.

    They pull a Reverend Lovejoy. “I believe those quotes are somewhere towards the back...”

    No question that Jesus was too liberal to be a modern day evangelical. He hung out with a prostitute and disrupted private business at a bank, and don’t forget giving free healthcare to the poor!

    15,000? GTFOutta here with that old earth creationist traitor blasphemy. I’m reporting you to DeVos!!!

    No, she’s perfect. Once Betsy DeVos starts handing down Trump Approved curriculum, that teacher is the exact person you need to teach america’s children about the 6000 year old earth, or the time Jesus rode dinosaurs, or about the time all the nasty devil worshiping fetus selling scientists went to hell for teaching

    I don’t understand how anyone anywhere thinks this will work. I don’t get it at all.

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    This is for those among us that think the rural Trump supporters will wake up and smell the coffee once they notice the factories aren’t coming back and now they cannot afford the cheap healthcare ACA granted them; here’s a woman crediting Donald Trump, president for all of two months who has yet to sign a single

    Actually I’m cool with that. Fuck Paul Ryan. His sucking 1%er dick as domestic policy is going to kill people who will lose their insurance under his American Wealthcare Act, so motherfucking fuck that fucking motherfucker.

    Donald Trump is your ex???!

    Space pirates can’t rob me... EVEN IF THEY ROB ME

    The most insane thing to me about all of this is how little people knew about the government they were voting for or what is was going to do. ‘I don’t have Obamacare, I have ACA, so I’m fine if Obamacare gets repealed’, ‘I don’t understand how the politicians I voted for can take my healthcare away. Don’t they know

    That’s terrible. +1