Something tells me the move to Trump tower had nothing to do with Baron. It’s probably always doggystyle whenever she can’t get out of it so’s Apricot Idi Amin doesn’t have to see how disgusted she is with having to touch him.

This news pretty much killed any interest I had in the switch. I had an n64 and loved it. I was really excited for BOTW, but no. Being able to transfer things like user account data and software licenses between devices is a critical feature of anything with an online ecosystem of software, especially a mobile device…

Hey here’s a fun thing; consider what kind of world we’d be living in if 2009 had opened with the following headlines.

I pray for the day where ‘Are You Fucking Kidding Me?’ will not be a thing I want to say or think as I read the daily news.

The specular and subsurface scattering shaders are having weird reactions to each other. Perhaps the order in which the shaders are applied needs to be changed. May also need to adjust the UV mapping or something since there is some weird artifacting around the eyes.

Quit showing off, Miles.

Dolt 45. 0% of the time, it works everytime.

I grant you that this has been trying. But surely we have reached the bottom. I mean, there’s not much left to burn down. You can’t set the fire on fire, right? RIGHT????

I just imagined Pence screaming that at the moment of climax. I just want you to know I will hate you forever for placing that image in my brain. Even after I am no more, I will still hate you. After dark matter expands space to the point no particle can interact with any other, I will still hate you. When space is…

Picard/Riker 2020.

I can see why they complained. It is unfair! Just tell me the last time you’ve seen a bumbling oaf in real life? Where are all the female bumbling oafs!?

Was that video shot in the Senate chamber?

Hey, while we’re talking up worthless pieces of human excrement...

Whoever said that is definitely qualified to set domestic policy affecting the nation’s women for at least 8 years. Wait - they were old, rich, male, and white, right? I’ll have to take back what I just said and call the police on them if they aren’t.

Not saying Damon isn’t a grade A shit bag for this, but competition for ‘senator of turd island’ is pretty damned stiff right now. I don’t think he beats out the senate majority leader of turd island just yet. He needs to rack up some more ‘achievements’.

Master Sergeant Shooter Person 3: The Modern Call of Waring Dutyfare.

Oops.

Sitting on top of an infinite wealth fountain can give one the impression that they have the universe by the balls. This cultivates a sense of petulance, neediness, and entitlement. Why shouldn’t you bully news outlets to retract stories you don’t like? Why shouldn’t it be a big deal when something your team has done…

Some of those stories in there are too real.