He didn’t have an English accent before the fight.

I thought it was a little weird and premature that Cleveland gave him a standing ovulation when he arrived.

how does an article like this not start with:

Stanton hit that ball so far

You come in, hoping to read some gaming news and then...

It’s not really that impressive when you consider that anywhere a ball lands at a Cavs home game is going to qualify as “hell.”

That’s “An Album Cover”, Mr. Connery

The Paterno family is always willing to go the Second Mile to deny their complicity in Sandusky’s crimes.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

I bet these women aren’t strangers to burning a lacrosse on someone’s lawn either.

Manzplaining.

but let’s just go ahead and use the C-word.

I hope he can get his old job back at Dunder-Mifflin.

Basically, amateurism has always been a cynical sham.

they will keep him on the roster next year

time to open overwatch league on twitch and let it run in the background forever...

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

I figured he was trying to get his fingers sliced off so he could enjoy the taste of meat for once.

I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...

“In 2003, he finished second in Cy Young voting.”