I’m waiting for the Jim Ross Re-Mix...

Heritage, not Hertz!

Also, if you look at it tactically, Montreal is still coming up the slope of a rebuild and might tweak around the edges but probably wasn’t going to disrupt their long-term plan with a big move; Pittsburgh had pretty much made all their moves and were still wildly inconsistent. If you know your two main competitors…

Buffalo. 3 years of having Allen overthrow him in 12-degree weather would be wonderful to watch.

Speculate wildly? This is the Internet, sir! We don’t do that here!

By that same logic, the Lakers “blew their chance” to assemble a roster of complementary players with upside that New Orleans would actually want in a deal. Nor are the Lakers getting creative and looking at third teams that could make a deal work. They’re just offering the same bag of dog shit because if you’re a…

Put me down for “dodgeball tournament” instead.

Better check the curvature of his stick.

Wasn’t the Cowboys breaking up the Redskins’ “Fun Bunch” celebration back in the 80s what got us stuck with the no-celebration rules in the first place?

Time is a flat circle.

I can get with Lee Smith — there was a period where he really was the best closer in the game. I feel like his stats get lost a little in the transition between 3-inning save guys like Gossage and guys who meticulously only pitched one inning, but were therefore available to go out there more often and rack up 40 or…

I tore my ACL laughing at this.

He contributes the name recognition that will generate sales. That’s almost like writing.

It doesn’t rise to the level of being “offended” for me, but I think prop comedy is where celebrations start to get a little contrived (the Horn cell phone thing, T.O. and the pen, Ochocinco bringing out the yellow HoF jacket). It’s certainly not “they’re destroying the fabric of society!”... I just think part of the…

Setting aside the question of whether it was appropriate or not (I lean toward “I don’t like Blue Lives Matter, but they earned that moment with their blood, they can make whatever sort of statement they want”), it wouldn’t surprise me if the team had nothing to do with it and the cop “went rogue” and brought it…

Please clap.

If they’re going to add a few white supremacist locations to the map for balance before the investigation starts, might I suggest 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

“Magic”... “quirk”... same difference.

Hollywood, Florida.

Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me because I just re-watched “LA Confidential”, but I’m seeing a little Guy Pearce in there.

Which means we have to call this guy “Rollo Tomasi” for the forseeable future.

I’m sure someone who has 75 shirts and a bunch of Spurs jewelry, purses and shoes has a lot of economic anxiety.