Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

“You can just throw them out of windows??”

Well she's about to have a Bizarre Adventure.

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

If the next one isn’t called “Fast 10 Your Seatbelts”, then there is no justice. 

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

having perhaps grown tired of seeing his athletic feats credited to a small baby who cannot even speak or control its bowels

Ugh. To all of this.

I’m so tired of America being ruled by the almighty Dollar.

“In honor of all the brave men and women that don’t charge for minor dents and lingering smells.”

Remember what has happened here.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

So no more political discourse and since keeping politics out of sports is so important to these folks, no more national anthem before games, no more god bless america during the 7th inning stretch, no more military fly overs before football games, no more military reunions, camo-hats or uniforms, or giant american…

when Bret Stephens steals this headline for his upcoming column on “loving climate change to trigger the libs” I hope you sue his ass

In the extremely unlikely event that both teams make it to the Final, Artemi Panarin better watch his back.

It’s a nice way for him to say gluten tag to NHL playoff hockey.

But then where would I run really, really slowly?

Update:

See this is what I’m talking about, in my day a player would get checked to hell for showboating his accomplishments like this. So you had a friend, good job.  Now skate away from the interview with your head down like you’ve been there before.