I almost exclusively play mystery heroes because

Two words: Mystery Heroes.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

The XFL: Now With Completed Passes (Maybe)

This is the company that gave Rob Schneider his own show. Multiple seasons.

Consent?

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

.00984% of the time it works every time.

“HOW IS THAT NOT A DELAY OF GAME PENALTY!!”

Vanille (FFXIII for those unfamiliar.) After that, I would silence the person responsible for her creation.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

At first, I was excited to see footage of his perfect game, but then I realized I’d just watched the GIF loop 12 times.

If you put in the time to level up all character slots and open up all garrison/class hall missions you can do it easily enough...

Oh, an Amazon driver wants to abuse his privileges?

Well I asked Alexa if this would be an issue for me and she said it was fine.

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

IT’S ADAM AND EVE. NOT ADAM AND CHEESE

“I thought I loved this guy before. Wow. Just wow. Jon Lester stood up for what he believed in.”

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!