The “Oh shit! Where’d my team go?” Reaper ult. This is the EXACT opposite of the “Oh shit! I found the whole enemy team!” Reaper ult.

6. The lone “experience tranquility” to save myself [Zenyatta] and run away while still getting stunned and killed a few moments later by the entire enemy team.

Can’t wait to see the look on everyone’s faces when Trump somehow gets in.

I hate to tell you it’s tourists from Kansas rather than native New Yorkers packing your shows. You already perform for the deplorables.

They’re disrupting the old modality!

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!

That would explain the giant jacket that she keeps on even in Temple of Anubis and Dorado.

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

If he keeps it up, Schilling could be a contender for Trump’s Secretary of Defensiveness.

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

I hear we desperately need a boy’s marching band.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Imagine the insult of being sued for thinking inside the box.

Now, be careful. You don’t want to be labia-ed a sexist.

I’ve never even contemplated grabbing a woman by the vagina, but this is a majora issue!