It’s why I, as a Minnesota sports fan, hear a song and think “Huh, that was a pleasant song that I have no personal associations with” and have another beer.

Or that Gul Dukat was the prefect of Bajor? Come on Gary, get your shit together. This isn’t 2138.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Counterpoint: Team Europe has won ZERO Super Bowls.

It never mattered if they win or lost, as long as they stood for the Anthem. Good job, guys!

Upon hearing of Miller’s assault on a septuagenarian, a saddened Emmitt Smith stressed the need to respect all religions.

I look forward to three years from now when he signs and plays for an NBA minor league team like the Philidelphia 76ers.

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

I’m going to assume that anyone watching the third quarter of a Chargers-Vikings preseason game is already voting for this stupid stadium plan.

Why can’t it be both? I mean, Rex Ryan has proven there is a connection between feet and a sore head.

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

Possibly all three.

Doesn’t this entrepreneur have a self-sustaining business to run?

J-League ball ain’t AA - this isn’t the 1970's anymore.

Also bear in mind that the tail end of Rose’s hit total was almost a full season of him wedging himself into the lineup as player-manager to the detriment of the Reds. So screw him.

Having Tweeted, Schefter offered his condolences to the Green family by coming out of the bush outside the hospital room window and saying he was sorry for their loss.

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

I remember being pissed when I heard that ME3 had multiplayer. Then I played it, and I realized how fun multiplayer could be when you’re not PvP. Probably ended up being the best part of ME3.