Carson Wentz has already started drinking

Can't play with a broken stick =\

(Never Hope. Hoping is how you get hurt.)

We bought one lottery ticket and had a great time talking after dinner about what our family would do with $1.5B. It got our kids really interested in things that would never come up in family discussions (Swiss bank accounts, prenuptial agreements, small businesses, travel to foreign countries). My son wondered if he…

Those numbers look absurd in any context, and then you remember that Watson did this against the Alabama Death Star.

Damn, imagine how severe it would have been if Roger had seen the video.

I actually loved these games more than Madden. I hope they make a comeback.

Chip Kelly’s system is a natural fit for them. The 49ers offense is already one of the quickest in the league at getting on and off the field.

“Good God, that’s the unemployment fraud investigator’s music!”

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

How am I supposed to explain this to my kids?

Jesus, why does Gay have to be so flamboyant?

I award Beat Hobby no points, and may god have mercy on their soul.

Here is my first Shop Contest entry ! (I posted it as a reply to someone else’s post at first, sorry)
The shop is not the best there is as I use Photofiltre.

GOPface Shilla.

Dr. Dry

I’m just...wow. I just...wow. Wow.

What the fuck would Curt Schilling know about completed games?

They couldnt see the irony in their beliefs if Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity sat them down and took a weekend to explain it to them.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.