Man, embrace Muscle Hamster. That’s the coolest nickname in the NFL. Dougernaut is what Rob Schneider would call him at the water cooler.

This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

I will never understand why some people who otherwise value knowledge view total ignorance of sports as some kind of badge of honor. It's like when all the nerds groan about the sports category at trivia night and I'm like "free points!" because I know about sports AND Star Wars.

TC likes to say “perception is reality.”

i’m not here to talk about traffic today, i’m here to talk about qualcomm.

Scott Boras wants him limited to no more than 114 drives to the park this season.

If you think that’s bad, you should hear what he said about his own secondary.

If the referee had been armed this never would’ve happened.

This needs Jim Ross dubed over it really bad. “Oh no, look out! Thats it, he’s dead.”

“Eli told me not to put the firework down”

I’m sure this guy just made an isolated mistake and isn’t pathological or something, but I have to say this has made me pretty skeptical towards his story about sneaking out the back door of the Benghazi consulate.

When reached for comment, Pete Carroll wondered why this information came out only after The League had announced it’s last season. He made no direct accusations and insists he is only interested in the truth of the matter

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up.

It’s only his third show. He’s still finding his footing as an interviewer.

I feel like you can tell he is just so heartbroken. What parent wouldn’t be? But few parents have to still work in the national spotlight while dealing with horrible grief. Though I love the guy, I do not want him to run. I think he would be happiest remaining in politics but in a role that allows him to drop…

I’ll ride or die with whatever Joe does. His VP debate with Paul Ryan was one of the most epic ‘Who the fuck do you think you are?’ performances I’ve ever seen on live TV..

It sucks that the only actual human option for Prez is being human and wondering if he should be this race

MY TEARS ARE ACTUALLY CHEMTRAILS AS I TYPE THIS ON A UN BLACK HELICOPTER

Biden’s such a good man, but he’s gone through so much. I don’t think anyone would blame him if he decided to step aside.