LeSean McCoy is in al Qaeda.

Even worse, they’re being driven to Oklahoma’s football stadium.

If you’re reading this as “the Hawks suck,” you’re not reading it at all.

I’m not saying he is or he isn’t, but if you told me that Duncan Keith is a robot sent back from the future, I wouldn’t be super surprised.

Who cares if the Playoffs are rigged? It’s still real to me, dammit!

Serious answer: Katie Baker.

Roger Goodell, just like other ESPN properties

Jesus, no. That’s the Tampa Bay jersey. While they are synonymous, they aren’t even spelled the same.

TMQ folds its tent and steals off into BIG INTELLECT. As usual, I recommend you talk to everyone you know about why football is evil. Take long walks, especially on 4th down. Attend junior college football games of any division, if only to see what real hard work looks like. Appreciate the beauty of scantily-clad…

You can also hear the pitcher shitting the bed.

“Too many rules get in the way of leadership. They put you in a box. People set rules to keep from making decisions.”

*Gary Mathews Jr toasts his chalice in agreement*

If Stephen A. and ESPN don’t like the coverage you guys are giving to this issue, they should think about all the things they do to provoke it.

“Who else would you need in the deal besides Hamels?”

What team would trade for Josh Hamilton, who isn’t healthy, doesn’t appear to be a very good baseball player anymore, and is still owed $83 million through 2017?

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